A Weekend Full of Wisdom from Two Amazing Toddlers

Here is a list of quotes taken from C & T over the last weekend:

• Mommy, you get 'em, Daddy won't get 'em, he's reading a book.
• I think I'm done working Mommy.
• This is heavy Mommy. [Mommy: Do you want me to carry it for you?] No, I don't. I'm very strong with this.
• I'm checking this out.
• The dogs can't lick the beaters because they don't have hands. Only boys have hands. Dogs have four legs. On the front and on the back.
• Cars have wheels on the front and on the back... and some lights on the back.
• Because I like this.
• Because I was born in Texas. (Um, no you weren't...)
• Because I was born in a hospital. (ok, yes, you were...)
• [Daddy: What do you think about my bike?] I do think about it. A lot.
• That's a big bite Daddy. (yes, it was!)
• Daddy missed the fox.
• Mommy can't say cooperation.
• This is not a democracy.
• Applesauce isn't for eating. [Mommy: It's not?] No, it's for lunch.
• I'm teasing Bumpa.
• I made Amber laugh.
• I made Amber giggle.
• There's a bumper on the front and on the back.
• Okey, dokey.
• Daddy didn't park very good.
• I actually want a BIG pony. (my emphasis)
• I did.
• This isn't our street.
• Go home.
• Don't say that to me. (I can't remember the context on this one.)
• These are pliers - then I pinch your nose.
• Yes, it IS a cactus. (his emphasis)
• It ran out of D volt batteries. (huh?!)
• Thanks, I do want some of these. What are these called? (M&Ms)
• I actually like these.
• That's an air compressor.
• That's a shop-vac.
• I think it doesn't fit. I think it's too big.
• We're out of gas. Bumpa had to get gas.
• I'm situated.
• I turned the vacuum cleaner on. (uh oh)
• Don't worry, man.
• This car can fit under my house.
• There's a white chair in the house.
• There's a corner for my nose. (about time out)
• Bumpa and Grammie have a white truck. and a red truck too.
• This car is too big for this hole.
• Up and down on the track.
• This is a Honda motorcycle.
• Ha ha ha, we made the funny ghost laugh.
• We can't break these tools.
• I don't bang it hard, I bang it soft for you.
• Let me spin this backwards.
• Put it back together. (This one is a common one. Even when they shattered the back window on our truck...)
• Will you change me? I have a poopy.
• I want a cracker-cookie. (Girl Scout Thin Mints).
• We need to eat 'em or Annie will get it.

I can hear them say all these things with the cutest little voices.